...and today in the garage there is talk of grinding the stiff meat.

Sat. night in the garage....

Yet another interesting conversation among men in the garage Sat. night......"you show me your special hole and I'll show you mine."

Davey is presently stretching his holes. Last Friday, Matt1 could not keep his hands out of his own. I think he was jealous of Davey and wanted to try a little stretching of his own.

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Go there. Request it. Don't be sensitive. You won't like it. Fact.

...lick the cream out of my twinkie

just remember you never know what's going to come out of the corn...

The Shit identification Guide .....Phantom Shit... if you've seen this, please post.

...We're now collecting money for Linda's Big Magnet Benefit... She thinks it'd be cool to have a metal plate in her head so she can hang from a magnet.

Chery's reaching for Davy's bucket

... the guys gotta go check out the tree...

Cheryl will feel Linda's boob but won't put her finger in Al's hole.

...you gotta remember to put your finger in the hole in the back....I don't know why you have to pack it so hard.

...Al came out of the closet but there's no closet in the garage...

Al and Davy both gave Steve a release.

4th of July Party

"Adults don't hit each other in the genitalia" ... apparently I missed a game of ball tag. Oh well. Then the fight insued.

Oh, the possibilities!

How to hang your pig skull

After leaving it out for the "insects" to clean... way back away from the house where the smell would be nasty.... Put a shelf in the corner. So the pig, complete with tusks, can "stare" at you!

Why should I pee inside when I can pee outside?

The Origins of Garage Talk

People... standing in a gargage... talking! The strange and odd comments that are heard or overheard while people are hanging out!

What's your favorite??